Submitted by Shitcunt (THE UK, Some State) on 10.08.14
Basically it was my 19th birthday last week, I was getting absolutely slaughtered as ya do. Got so drunk, dropped 2 pills and it turns out i shat myself like 40 minutes after that. I can't remember much but it was in front of all my friends and they were all horrified, it was runny wet shit aswell and it was everywhere. I had to stay out for an hour and a half before I could get a lift home, shit running all down my legs and stuff. Absolutely mortified, eventually I got a lift home from a copper and woke up at 10 the next morning for a job interview.
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