Submitted by Ad Rock (Austin, TX) on 01.06.17
One time (meaning just now), I was wearing my white pajama pants and talking to my mama on the phone when I get distracted while also farting and incorrectly calibrated what was supposed to be a primo silent but deadly.
I'm in my mid 30s.
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