Submitted by johnathan oboe (orlando, FL) on 12.28.16
today on my way to my girlfriends house i shat my pants whilst walking. this is because i've been doing way to much anal recently and once i started i couldn't stop. it was extremely embarrassing because it rolled out my trousers like a bagel and landed next to a stranger who made a scene. I wondered what to do with it. was i suppose to pick it up and throw it away like dog shit? i was tempted to take it to my girlfriends and flush it down her toilet or blame it on someone else. instead i put it in my pocket and tried to hide it from everyone, which was difficult because it really smelled. when i got to my girlfriends i forgot it was in my pocket and she said "eww whats that smell" and it made me feel really embarrassed. but when i told her what happened, she borrowed me some panties to wear until my trousers were cleaned and made me feel safe again. that was the most embarrassing day of my life.
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