Submitted by Stanya (Some City, Some State) on 12.18.16
I was at a hibachi restaurant with my boyfriend. I consumed a delicious but overly filling meal complete with dessert. I was starting to feel cramps but chalked it up to my period. We were talking about something and I began laughing hysterically at whatever it was. At that moment, I felt like I had a large fart building up and it was extremely unpleasant to subdue it. Turns out, I began shitting myself. I sat there quietly for a moment contemplating what to do as I knew the chair would be undoubtedly filthy, as well as my pants which were thankfully black. I waited to see if I could smell the tell tale scent and the moment I did, I got up and threw my credit card on the table. I quickly mentioned I didn't feel well and ran toward the bathroom where I let out a large stream of shit into the toilet. Panicked, I searched for anything to help me clean my shit stained pants and underwear. Nothing. Since I was in a still, I had to stuff the toilet paper into my shit pants after cleaning my ass and then grab as many wet paper towels as I could to begin scrubbing my pants back in the stall. I smelled horrifying. Thankfully the receipt had arrived by this time and I had returned to the table to scribble my name shortly before weakly announcing that I had to go home immediately. I still feel awful that I left a potentially shit stained chair behind and was too disgusted with myself to think straight enough to leave a tip. That's the one part I wish I could rectify. I would leave those poor souls $50 for what they probably had to deal with. Embarrassing...
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