Submitted by annoyed teenager (Some City, CA) on 12.18.16
my restroom is under renovation and my cousins live in the house behind me. i feel uncomfortable pooping in their restroom and their door was locked this morning so i came back to bed and slowly shat myself. i don't have a shower or a toilet for another day or so and i want to kill myself.
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