Submitted by scooter (Some City, Some State) on 12.04.16
One night, after I picked up a hot babe at a local bar, we went back to my place. I took her to bed and was giving her some oral action when she pulled my head up and told me she had to fart. I told her that was okay, just let her rip. As I buried my face back between her legs, she let out a loud, wet sounding fart, and my face was splattered in liquid shit. I immediately gagged and puked all over her crotch and belly and then I violently shit myself also. We were both so drunk and stoned that we just busted up laughing and ran into the bathroom and jumped into the shower together. 6 months later we got married.
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