Submitted by Arty Sharts (Some City, CO) on 11.25.16
Once I was talking with my irish boss who is a cool guy and better than me at everything, including arts and crafts and shagging women. I tried to push out a fart but ended up explosively evacuating my bowels in public. My wife was so ashamed she took her own life after drowning the children. I can't afford new pants.
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