Submitted by BingBangBoom (Australia, Some State) on 11.23.16
I had a really bad stomach virus that gave me the runs and just at the worst of it, I was struck with the flu. This morning it had been about two days since any bad shit storm had taken over me and I'd been confined to the house. Decided to get out finally and look around. There was a book I wanted to read. Wore a pair of black jeans (thank God) and went into the city. In the bookstore, my nose became all stuffy and I got congested. All of a sudden I needed to sneeze....
As I sneezed, my sphincter released and there was just warm shit flying out of my ass and into my jeans. I dropped everything and bolted out of there. Went to the first clothes shop I could find and grabbed a skirt, plus wet ones and wipes, found a disabled bathroom (because there's one I know of that has a shower hose) and washed myself down. Threw out the jeans and the underwear and went straight home. Never been so grossed out and embarrassed in my life.
Vote:Yeah! You Shit the *Shit* out of yourself! 246 Not So Much 247
Submit your best "Oops I Shit Myself" story!