Submitted by Gits & Shiggles (Sydney, Australia, Some State) on 11.20.16
My run started quite well, but at the point where it was time to turn around and head home, I felt a strange twinge. This twinge went away, but as I kept running, a surge of pain developed. The cycle repeated over and over again, like the paroxysm of a volcano about to erupt. At the top of my street, I felt a sudden elation! Relief was at hand! My joy turned to horror as my sphincter could hold it in no more, and with a ghastly blast and a sound like a tear in the very fabric of space and time itself, my shorts turned from black to beige. I finally made it to my front door and raced to the toilet to discharge the remainder and decant my shorts, all the while shedding a stream of poop. Despite wallowing in my own filth, I don't think I ever felt a greater sense of relief.
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