Submitted by Liquid fury (Long beach, CA) on 10.16.16
Well last night I was playing pokemon go. I walking down a parking lot that goes down to the docks. I was walking having a good time. I felt what I thought was a fart turns out it was the beginning of something terrible. At this point I am between 2 public restrooms that are about 3-4 minutes walking distance. I start to calmly make my way. Cold sweat starts kicking in I can feel some terrible shut is going to come out. I start power walking. I walk and start undoing my pant I get into the rest room. I am not even 2 feet from the toilet when I feel like the shit is starting to escape. Drop my pants and sure enough I had liquid shit all over the inside of my pants and boxers. At this point I take off my pants and boxers and begin cleaning myself with toilet paper. I have no choice but to leave the boxers and try to clean the pants as best as possible. Put on just the pants take a long walk of shame. Luckily I had plastic bags in my car to put on the seats.
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