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Submitted by Cedric the Scentsational (Enchancia, Some State) on 10.13.16

I was in my workshop, having stomach problems from the potion I was smelling and nervous about an upcoming magic show, when Sofia suddenly came in. She called me Mr. Seedrick and I barfed in my cauldron because that is not how you pronounce my name! As I did so, my anal sphincter let go of about a gallon of liquid stool, which soaked through and ruined everything I was wearing, including my purple robe. So as she left because of the unbearable stench, I said, "Merlin's Mushrooms!" Then magically cleaned myself and changed into another outfit just like the one I always wear. But I'll never be the same now that Sofia knows that I'm not above pooping myself.

Vote:Yeah! You Shit the *Shit* out of yourself! 270 Not So Much 342


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