Submitted by Beard (London, Some State) on 10.11.16
I made a knockout Chilli for my friend and had two courses of the stuff. It was THAT good. Then unfortunately when walking to the shop to get beers. I felt it coming. Straight away. I was in the shop tending like mad. Paid for my beers. Walks out in full clench. I was struggling all the way back. Got in the house. Got up the stairs. Shit myself right outside the bathroom door. Entirely. Completely. Everywhere. It was horrible. I had to shower it all off and wash my jeans and shorts in the shit filled bath as it ran around my feet in the water. Not a good day. You win some. You lose some. This was a loss.
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