Submitted by Ouch (Mexico City, WY) on 10.09.16
I felt the fart easing out my ass and BOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I SHIT MYSELF SO HARD IT WAS ALMOST ENJOYABLE. I then went to clean it up and got bored of that so I started to lick it up. My newborn son named Francisco came over and started watching and now every time he shits himself he licks it up. I have mental issues #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
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