Submitted by Kam (arkansas, KY) on 10.09.16
I thought I farted but I shit when I was sick as a dog and I eased the fart out but I coudnt hold it in so it exploded in my pants then it fell to the floor and the dog ate it up like can food then he puked on the kitchen floor and my butler cleaned it up and he said wtf dude your dog threw up shit and then he left and I never seen my butler again
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