Submitted by Immodium4life (Shart Stain, NH) on 09.21.16
I went out and had a late breakfast. Usually if I am going to have the runs... It is pretty immediate. So feeing confident I run some errands.
On my way home (only like 2 minutes away) I feel that all-to-familiar feeling in my gut. Doing 50 in a 30 somthing flys out of the back of my truck but theres no turning back...
I am literally only like 1/4 mile from home, I SHOULD be ablt to make but all of a sudden...it is warm..I CANT STOP IT...I CANT HOLD IT IN...I HATE MY LIFE...
It just kept coming too. I pull straight onto the lawn of my appartment. OF COURSE THERE ARE LIKE 5 CONSTRUCTION WORKERS WORKING ON THE BUILDING. If my toddler wasnt in the back seat id probably have just driven off a cliff. But I pull him out and run up stairs.
Safe in my house, THANK GOD MY PANTS AND UNDERWEAR HELD IT ALL IN!
I take my pants and underwear off in the shower. Clean myself up.
I am now enjoying swallowing 48 immodium and wondering whats wrong with me.
IBS-D is a cruel cruel bitch.
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