Submitted by DickJohnson88 (NYC, NY) on 09.13.16
Ok, so I'm from NJ but my friends and I would often party in NYC. So we went to some event (I forget what event because this was way more memory searing) and I get really really drunk. So I'm on the train ride home, alone, knowing I'd have to walk about 3 miles to get there. The train takes an hour and just as I get on the escalator to reach the platform, 'the urge' hits. So I decide to stand in the part between the cars. Its an hour ride and I was clenching with all my might. Then about a half hour into the ride we hit a bump and there was nothing I could do. I blasted propably a litre of fastfood, liquor and beer shits down my jeans' leg and, luckily for the conductors and train crew, down between the cars.
Tried to clean up in the in-station Dunkin' Donuts but the station was closed as it was the last train out. It was the shittiest walk of shame (the bad kind) I've ever had.
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