Submitted by Big Dick Anderson (Springfield, OR) on 07.30.16
So, I would sometimes walk to work, a whopping two blocks away, especially if it was snowing outside that day. Sadly, I drank heavily and ate dairy , so the day after around 10 AM I'd be in serious distress. Twice, I barely got the key in the door and completely shit myself. I blame my lentil-heavy diet. But it happened, twice. I'd simply undress in the shower, wash off all turd and go back to work. Go back in new pants of course.
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