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Submitted by Mr.Runner (Norway(Europe for you Americans), Some State) on 06.28.16

So I was going to be running 6km today.

So I started running and when I had passed 5km I had to stop for a sec because my arse wanted to let a little fart out, and it hurt!..

I was about 100m away from the 6K mark and I had to abort and walk home about 300m

I got home and when I passed the front door I had to stop, I couldn't hold it in, I was 7-8m away from the toilet and my ass decided it was a good place and time to let loose, so I did.. I had no control.. I shit my pants as well on the floor and on the toilet(Not in).. as I tried to get most of it from my pants and boxersshorts..

So yeah, I'm 22 years old and I just shit my pants..

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