Submitted by Sam Oliver (Sheffield England, Some State) on 06.15.16
I never have a solid poo and I can't have a fart without sitting on the toilet I've had my new job just under a year and shit myself 5 times I've had to use my high viz to wipe my arse once before. They won't set me on permanent because I once laughed and farted and the brown juice steeped though my trousers and onto the fusion seat so it forever smells like poo. I never admittedly said it was me but clearly people know it was me. They say things like smelly and shitty arse when they think I'm out of the room
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