Submitted by Pakishits (Plantation, FL) on 06.04.16
So I work as a stressing inspector on high rise buildings. Today I was on a new (still in construction) building and I was leaning over to measure the tendon when suddenly I thought I farted but my whole leg was dripping in fecal matter.
One messy walk down to the portapotty from the 13th floor
Vote:Yeah! You Shit the *Shit* out of yourself! 348 Not So Much 331
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