Submitted by Sneaky shit (New York, NY) on 06.03.16
Farts always preceed the shit, so when I started blowing silent sulfer clouds I knew it was time to find a shitter. I found one and pulled my car up to the door like a mad man but as soon as I exited the vehicle, the shit began to leak out of my ass. I clenched as tightly as I could, trying to slow the shit flow and ran for the bathroom door. Just as I did, a hairy little Indian motherfucker ran in and locked the door. "FUCK!" I thought to myself. I gave up and just let loose in my pants. I could feel and smell the wet load. Everyone inside the convenience store could smell it was well and started looking at each other, trything to identify the culprit. I didn't care and stood there indignantly. I banged on the shitroom doir a few times to let the bastard know I was there. This seemed to encourage him to take longer. By this time, shit had run down my leg and there was now a walnut sized piece on the floor. A fly had already found it and was busy laying it's eggs on it. Finally, the door opened. I ran inside leaving a trail of crap, much like Hansel and Gretel. The fucker left his own crap in the toilet and didn't flush. I didn't care, quickly dropping trou to reveal the stankness of my shame.
I cleaned up as best I could, cut my underware off and threw them away (they resembled a dirty diaper) and wiped until my asshole was sore.
Good times.
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