Submitted by Alan (Seattle, WA) on 05.12.16
First day of summer school. On the subway. First gas, then poop escapes, resting comfortably in my too tight jeans. I waddle out at the next stop, thanking the lord i decided to be an iconoclast and wear jeans in this sweltering weather instead of shorts. Lock myself in an A&W bathroom and take 15 minutes to clean myself/dispose of the evidence. Made it to class on time. I now force myself to poop before leaving my house in the morning.
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