Submitted by Jiu Shitsu (denver, CO) on 05.11.16
I was in Jiu Jitsu class and sparring when a squirt came out. luckily it stayed in my butt cheeks. I went to the bathroom and cleaned up. I should have stopped and shit then but I didnt. I would come to regret this decision. 10 minutes later we change partners and I get a big heavy guy. He crushes my stomach and 3 powerful bursts of wet, horrid smelling diarrhea shot out of my ass and down my leg. Keep in mind, Im wearing shorts and white as a ghost the shit is black as sin, and smelled like a sick persons shit. Everyones face twisted in disgust. One guy ran outside and got sick.I was just trying to get out of there as fast as I could. I got into my car covered in sweat and wet shit and drove home.
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