Submitted by fr (toppenish, WA) on 04.19.16
so like, i was like in like, bed you know, and i thought i saw santa and like i was like scared because i thot i wasnt gonna get like any presents if i saw her. so like i like went outside and like spied on her, and like i threw a perfect rock right at her hat. i was laughing so hard, she heard, so like i went behind my house and like, she saw me so i shat my pants.
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