Submitted by fuckingshit (San jose, CA) on 04.03.16
So my head hurt so baldy and I thought it was because I hadn't eat all day....so I ate......when I want to leave the dishes on the washing machine.....I felt like farting....since there was no one around....well it wasn't a fart...and i end it up shitting myslef at 2:40am and taking a shower..
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