Submitted by Courtdad (Herndon, VA) on 03.27.16
Passing through a security check point into ff county court house. In line while folks are being wanded the girgling tummy srtuck. I asked if I could move along but no, no of course not. It was summer and I had on shorts, well it started and I had no say in it. The entire area where the security checks took place turned into a toilet. It was awful. Shirt was running down my legs, the floor was a mess. I gathered my dignity and walked to the information booth asked where the bathroom was. My son was in tow as he was why we were there. In the stall I was calling for paper towels (imagine if there were only hand dryers). That'll teach the little guy to get into trouble with the law.
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