Submitted by TheBiggestShitheadOfThisNight (Some City, Some State) on 03.19.16
I was sitting on my chair, jerking off lazily at 3AM, and then i farted. Just a few hours ago i had a beer and a huge-ass burger-feast with my friends in celebration of my birthday, and some Skittles and Mountain Dew. Now, normally i can control my bowels pretty good, no random shits in public places or anything, but i felt that this fart was a bit mushy and too stanky. I tried with my finger (oh god why) and realized that this was a wet one. Went to the bathroom, started shitting like had an Uzi stuck in there, realized i had done my deeds and cleaned up. But damn, that burger was just absolutely delicious.
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