Submitted by Ang on the rockks (Some City, CA) on 03.16.16
Me and my gf were arguing. I didn't feel good either so it made things much worse. She pissed me off, so while she was doing homework I decided to catch my fart with my hand and throw it at her. I felt a big one coming. So I let it rip in my hand. It was a really wet one. Next thing you know I pull out my hand and it's full of watery shit. FuckING shit, literally. At least that ended the argument. Haha
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