Submitted by John (Sacramento, CA) on 03.01.16
Woke up early in the morning to start working on my car. I pop open the hood start playing some music, put about a good hour of work in, I let a little fart out and I just feel the slim running down to my gooch... I shit myself! why???!!!? The worst part is my hands are disgusting covered in oil so before I could even think about walking to the bathroom to wipe my ass I had to clean the oil off of my hands.After, I sit down on the toilet and start wipping. The toilet paper runs out just my luck .I have to use a kitchen towel to wipe my shit...
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