Submitted by Babycakes (San Angelo, TX) on 02.26.16
I've been clean eating for the past few days to try and lose some pounds for a wedding I have in a fee months. All this clean eating has really upset my stomach and I have diarrhea. I worked long hours today and have been holding in what I thought was just a fart. I got home and sat down to eat and out of nowhere came this big sneeze along with a massive eruption in my anus. Let's just say I have never run to the restroom faster than I did today.
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