Submitted by Rae (CINCINNATI, OH) on 02.08.16
I was sitting with my beautiful 3 month old, I've been battling a stomach bug, but I seem to be improving. I knew from the beginning of this illness never trust a fart. But for some reason, I assumed feeling better that maybe this fart feeling was just that. Turns out it wasn't & I sharted! For the first time in my adult life I shit my pants, what made it worse is I did it in front of my daughter. When I turned to confess what I done she looked at me & laughed! Lol now we have something in common!
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