Submitted by Doopie (Some City, Some State) on 02.04.16
I was about 2.5 hours into a driving trip. I felt my belly start to rumble a little-no big deal. Figured I would pull off at the exit coming up less than a 1/4 mile away....uhhhh..NO. The asshole opened up and no amount of clenching and squeezing was going to stop it. I made such a load I swear it lifted me off the seat. It was HORRIBLE. In my favorite yoga pants no less. It took me 4 different exits to clean up and dispose of the evidence. Took some immodium which constipated me for two days. I can't fucking win.
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