Submitted by Me (America, CA) on 01.20.16
Way back in high school, I thought my friends and I were extremely funny and also for some reason, thought that grossing out the girls was extremely funny as well. Even though they didn't agree. Any way each day of my junior year, for physical education class our teacher would have us run a single lap around the schools track to warm up. On one paticular morning I was especially gassy! So in order to gross out all the girls I would just freely fart.ewww. was the response I was after and got it quite frequently. But something changed during the morning lap. The gas feeling was there but also a little nausea.about half way around the track I elbowed my buddy and told to watch this as I planned to run by a group of girls and let loose. I took off...As I got next the girls I leaped into the for what I thought was going to be a loud fart......and shit all over myself!!! I took off accross the grass in a pinc to get to the locker room where I found that diareah was all down my legs into the tops of my socks!! I wiped up with what seemed like a million paper towels, used my underwear to clean up the rest and went home sick embarrassed to show my face again till the following monday! Yay me!!
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