Submitted by Shittrain (Placerville , CA) on 01.18.16
So I shit myself... I was heading home with the girl who is now my girlfriend from a party i threw in the woods and really had to shit. She had to pee and the first place to stop was a porta potty and I decided to let her use it first like a gentleman... Bad idea.. While waiting I shit myself. After I got cleaned up as best as I could and threw my boxers down the hole. The 30min drive home I just hoped she didn't smell it 💩 She doesn't know to this day.
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