Submitted by Shmastershithead (Toronto, MI) on 01.03.16
Woke up all is good I had shawerma last night which meant this morning I woke up literally full of shit buy I usually gotta eat breakfast to get things moving. While doing so I feel the need to far . Guess what? Shit came out instead. As of that's not bad enough I jumped up and spilled tea all over my bed.
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