Submitted by Shitsicle Unibrow (Chicago, IL) on 12.14.15
Ate 5 greasy steak and chorizo burritos at an eating competition at work. Won by a landslide. Needless to say, the next day I had farts and shit coming out left and right. I was in the middle of a job when without warning a jr sized burrito turd slid into my undergarments. Thankfully no one saw and I removed the soiled underwear and threw it into the incinerator. When I thought I was in the clear I laughed so hard at what had just happened that I sharted and messed my pants again. This time 4 guys saw. They still give me shit about it.
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