Submitted by givethe fuckup (nyc, NY) on 12.13.15
My family and I took a bus trip to N.Y.C. for the day. About midday into our trip we stopped at a pizza joint and grabbed some lunch. Left the pizza joint and went into the subway tunnel. Getting ready to get on the A train and I feel my guts bubbling. I tell my wife and daughter im going to look for a shitter. I see a police officer and ask him and he points me in the right direction. When I get there the roll down cages are blocking the doors and the cramps really hurting!! I had no choice..I shit in my pants and it rolled down my leg!! Don't forget im in the n.y.c. subway!! I called my wife and she and my daughter came and found me.I refused to move, so my wife convinced me to tie my jacket around my waist and I ended up at a Mcdonalds with one fucking stall. I cleaned up best I could. I went and hid under a fire escape in an alley while my wife went and bought me some clean clothes.I was so embarrassed.
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