Submitted by Shitmaster3000 (Some City, Some State) on 12.06.15
I had just finished drinking my beer and some potato chips when I got this uneasy feeling, the kind you get when you just have to fart a mean motherfucker. Needles to say I let 'er rip and felt liquid between my cheeks, the smell didn't hit me right away so I thought I just had a close experience. When my wife came in and told me it smelled like shit I just knew what happened, thankfully I was able to blame the cat.
So I waddle like a duck who just got ass-fucked by Ron Jeremy to the bathroom, and behold, my boxers were soaked in shit water, but the worst part was that in actually had chunks in it. I then noticed my jeans had been saved completely so I just cut my losses put the underwear in a plastic bag, the jeans in the laundry basket (just to make sure) and take a loooong shower.
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