Submitted by the person that frequently shits themselves (shit, ID) on 12.05.15
sometimes they call me the person that frequently shits themselves because i have been known to frequently shit myself, especially on one occasion where i was stretching my asshole over a mirror that i had just finished snorting lines of amphetamine sulfate derivatives off of and i released a green shit-caked parasite out of my anus as a result of my frustration with not being able to find any cocaine so i had to clean up the green shit-caked parasite off of my mirror so i could snort more amphetamines and eventually shit in one of the other non-mirrored ceramic bowls that most have allocated their fecal matter into because of undissolved opinion structures and social constructs regarding the very nature of waste disposal and incessant drug use i hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me for being the guy that is oftentimes referred to as the one who frequently tends to shit himself
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