Submitted by kitten (Some City, NY) on 09.30.15
one time i was in the office and i had had a dunkin donuts coolata. i was walking out in the hall where a lot of people were and i realized that i had a shitting feeling and there was nothing that i could do to stop it. I am a woman and i was wearing a dress and no underwear underneath, which i usually do. of course, no one else is looking down but i realize that some poop has fallen down onto my shoe as i try to get back to my office and close the door. I remember someone talking to me and me trying to look like I am not in crisis while still caring about what they are saying. i probably should have tried for the bathroom but my instinct was to get to my office. I had never shit myself before. the consistency coming out was the same as the coolata going in. i locked my office door and tried to clench and use paper towels but i could not make it stop no matter what i did. it just poured out. it was horrifying. i am laughing about it now. thankfully no one knocked on my door. i was able to get through it and clean there and then move to the bathroom the clean more. Needless to say, I have never had a coolata again in my life. I have told the doctor and he thinks there is something in the coolata that disagreed with me. Because I have had some continued shitting problems on and off, I don't know what to believe. it is true that coffee sometimes effects me but nothing has ever effected me that way. If any of my clients or coworkers had realized what was going on, I don't know if I would have been able to walk back in the building.
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