Submitted by McSharty (Some City, Some State) on 09.17.15
So my boyfriend and I just finished having sex on the couch in the living room. I get up and try to let out what I think is just an innocent fart. Turns out it was a completely liquid shart. Since I was naked there was nothing to catch the liquid poo which ran down my leg and onto the carpet. Luckily my boyfriend didn't see, but I had to tell him I shart on the floor. He took it pretty well and laughed about it.
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