Submitted by Black Nigga (Savannah, GA) on 09.15.15
So I just came home from a long day at work. This was the worst day of my life. My boss wouldn't let me go to the bathroom until I finished my research. So when I finished my work an hour later, I feel like going to the bathroom. But it was too late. I pissed in my chair right then and there. My seat was flooded with pee and I didn't know what to do so I just sat down in it and played it off. As soon as worked ended I took the drive home but suddenly had the urge to shit. I thought to myself saying, "I can't shit in a bush, I'll just wait." So when I pull up to my driveway I can't hold it in. I really need to poop. I try to sprint to the bathroom, but as soon as I take one leg out of my car, I feel something wet and squishy squeeze out of my ass. I had to penguin walk all the way to the bathroom. As I walk passed my son he says, "EEEEWWWW." At that moment I was thinking, "Fuck my life."
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