Submitted by Tommy (Toronto, Some State) on 09.10.15
I was cleaning the kitchen floors when I felt a nice hearty fart build up. Next thing I feel is that warm moist gooey mess between my cheeks. I ripped my shorts off and used the t shirt I was wearing as temporary TP, threw it both in the washer on sanitary cycle and now I'm upstairs in the bathroom for possible follow ups and I think I've never been looking more forward to a shower than I am right now.
Not sure if it was the greatest idea to use my phone on the toilet, the leather case seems to be sucking up the slightly shit stench that's on my fingers (I didn't really touch it but some must have seeped through the shirt).
Anyway, shit happened.
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