Submitted by TheRealCB (Swampland, FL) on 09.06.15
Coming back from fishing in St. Pete, Fl, I was crossing the state on Rt70, and saw a skunk in the road at about 430am...
Tried to avoid it, but it ran and I hit it anyway. I thought hey I'm doing 70mph, I bet the smell wont....
Ooops. Too late. I let loose in an explosive way, and also projectile vomited all over the inside of the windshield and dashboard of my Ford truck.
Drove with crap in my jeans till I got to crossroad of US 27, and an all nite Shell station that has a little cafe. Used the men's room and washed my pants and tshirt in the sink. Left them the mess, which also included about half a thing of paper towels to clean me up.
Wen't waltzing out of the place with a handful of paper towels for the window and dash... and totally wet clothes.
Made it home... sick as a dog, and it was a good 12 hours later (in hot sun) that I got to disassemble the dashboard to get the puke out of all the little tight spaces. What a F'n mess.
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