Submitted by RH (Some City, Some State) on 08.28.15
I was sat on the sofa browsing the Web on my laptop. My partner had just left for work and as the front door closed I suddenly needed to go to the toilet. I get up, and start walking upstairs; all of a sudden it goes from slightly needing the toilet to move out of my way bitch this baby is gonna blow desperate. I run up the rest of the stairs and as I get to the top my dog gets in my way. I barge past him best I can and rush to the toilet. Just as I'm pulling my jeans down there is a sudden warm rush. Turns out I have diarrhea and it is now all over my underwear. As I pull my jeans down so I can sit on the toilet more pours out onto my jeans and the floor. I gave up on toilet roll in the end and sacrificed the bathroom sponge to clean myself and the toilet seat which now had a wonderful masterpiece of my arse painted in shit. I'm now sat in my pyjamas scared to move in case the urge comes back.
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