Submitted by Dashingshitter (Some City, CA) on 08.20.15
So I'm running around 4am before work, and I love in a pretty nice neighborhood. About 1.5 miles into my run, I feel an awfulbcranping in my lower abdomen. Not sure what was going on, I picked up my pace trying to get home. About a half mile from the sanctuary of my toilet, I feel an angry prairie dog force its way out. I quickly drop my shorts a tad as the gates of Hades unleash their shades. Needless to say, I walked home with my head hung low.
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