Submitted by Colon Cleaner (Omaha, NE) on 07.21.15
I truly wish I could take credit for this thought but that’s just not my style. Not that it matters because I sure as hell would not use any real names here anyway. So this friend of mine has been in the professional business world for 30 plus years. There are a lot of idiots out there as most people can agree. You are either an idiot or you are calling someone an idiot. My friends wish is to have the ability via mind control to make anyone he wanted SHIT their pants. Try answering the question, “what super power would you wish for” after having read this. This has got to be one of the most brilliant thoughts I’ve ever had presented to me. I guess that says a lot about me. Just imagine you are getting ripped by your boss for some dumb ass things and low and behold the dickhead shits his pants right there in front of you. I pray every night for this ability and every morning I wake up to nothing. I wonder if there is a federal grant for this kind of research.
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