Submitted by Abarros (Knowhereville, AK) on 07.15.15
So, no shit there I was. I am a man of modest looks (Im fugly) she was gorgeous and very drunk. She invited me to her place. I had consumed one too many fried burritos before we went at it and one thing led to another. I was knocking the bottom out when the urge hit me. I did shat everywhere. But god bless that woman, she let me finish. We have been together ever since. The End
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