Submitted by poopiepops (Some City, Some State) on 07.10.15
I had been wanting to go out with this hit chick, so when she called and asked me out tonight I jumped at the chance. Before I went I had two ham sandwiches. .something light to eat...got to her house sat and talked..thought I needed to shit but her place was so small I didn't wanna blow it up. We were driving in my car and I knew I wouldn't make it. I let her put in front of the restaurant an went to park..then I shit my self..not a little..a lot..it kept coming out..and stunk soo bad..it left her there..she called an asked where I was an if I was ok..I told her..she said it's ok..go change an come back...WTFO..really?.what a woman..luv her I think..
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