Submitted by Pepe (Some City, Some State) on 07.08.15
I woke up in the morning feeling refresh and brand new. Little hungry for some breakfast, so instead a bowl of cereal. I ate a red apple and went outside for some fresh air. I came back in the house because i was getting hella hot from the blazing sun. After i finish eating my apple, i went in the Dining room and sat down to study some math. In a minute or so, i felt like i had to fart. I let it out but instead of a normal release. My ass cheek started to beat box and got hella warm after. I knew i just fvked up. I didnt care about what happen to my pants because i can clean myself up with no problem. My issue was that I fvked up my parents luxury dining chair. When i got up cautiously and looked down in the chair. I seen a streak of yellow tardar sauce on the seat. Long story short, REST IN PEACE to my boxers. But more importantly imma get my ass whip when my parents get home... Lol.
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